{"product_id":"humans-no-thanksunisex-classic-tee","title":"Humans.. No thanks!  Funny Unisex classic tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn alien visitor has decided humans need a reality check—and this unisex classic tee delivers the message with style. Crafted from premium 100% cotton (with thoughtful fabric blends in select colorways), this shirt offers the perfect balance of comfort and structure. The durable construction features taped seams, reinforced hems, and tubular fabric that holds its shape through countless wears. Whether you're making a bold statement or keeping it casual, this versatile piece layers effortlessly into any wardrobe. Quality craftsmanship meets cosmic humor in one wearable conversation starter.\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eJanette Julia\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003ePrintful\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003eor\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e G0M1C0.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Janette Julia","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":46028516917413,"sku":"9209893_11556","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":46028516950181,"sku":"9209893_11557","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":46028516982949,"sku":"9209893_11558","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":46028517015717,"sku":"9209893_11559","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":46028517048485,"sku":"9209893_11560","price":39.45,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":46028517081253,"sku":"9209893_16246","price":42.25,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":46028517114021,"sku":"9209893_14973","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":46028517146789,"sku":"9209893_14974","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":46028517179557,"sku":"9209893_14975","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":46028517212325,"sku":"9209893_14976","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":46028517245093,"sku":"9209893_14977","price":39.45,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":46028517277861,"sku":"9209893_14978","price":42.25,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":46028517310629,"sku":"9209893_14979","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":46028517343397,"sku":"9209893_14980","price":47.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46028517376165,"sku":"9209893_11576","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46028517408933,"sku":"9209893_11577","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46028517441701,"sku":"9209893_11578","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46028517474469,"sku":"9209893_11579","price":36.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46028517507237,"sku":"9209893_11580","price":39.45,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46028517540005,"sku":"9209893_12650","price":42.25,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":46028517572773,"sku":"9209893_12651","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":46028517605541,"sku":"9209893_12652","price":47.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/6730\/1029\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-natural-front-6907c74165f30.jpg?v=1762117465","url":"https:\/\/janettejulia.ca\/products\/humans-no-thanksunisex-classic-tee","provider":"Janette Julia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}